Some crabs are just born into a life of crime.
This one doesnt care that youve just worked a 12-hour shift and are struggling to feed your kids with that benefit income hell rob every penny from you and take Mrs Crab out for a nice steak dinner.
It reminds us of this scene from the Little Mermaid:
Hes nearly as bad as this crow:
The animal kingdom can be a ruthless place so birds have started packing heat for protection.
Hes even been tagged by the old bill and is probably under house arrest.
Its unclear whether or not hes rolling…