If you thought HBO nearing a deal to cast Paapa Essiedu as Snape in their reboot of Harry Potter turned heads last week, wait until you hear this one. Jessie Cave, who portrayed Lavender Brown in the Warner Bros. films, has recently opened up an OnlyFans account, but the catch is you’ll find no sexually explicit content on her page. Just hair… and lots of it.
“I’m going for a very pure aesthetic,” Cave said in an Instagram video posted on March 10 (seen below). “Slutty Mormon.” She’s hoping to attract those folks with a hair fetish (known as trichophilia) to her page, where you’ll find ASMR videos of her combing her long locks, playing with her hair, and doing everything else she can think of to cater to her niche audience. Cave…